MultiGlot

It is every guy’s dream to take the most well-spoken, intelligent, articulate, savvy, well-mannered, quick-witted woman and reduce her to a slobbering, mono-syllabic beastess. We all have that fantasy of having Marie Curie turn to us, toss her hair to one side and say, “Wear the purple condom, lover.

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