“ Be amoral. Have a clear knowledge of your goals. View any interaction as an exercise in problem-solving vis the achievement of those goals. Observe. Learn the games well, and know when to play them and when to bypass them. Project the type of demeanor which you wish to be perceived as having (d’oh). Think like a predator. Know when to push and when not to. Process-orient; don’t worry about whether it’ll work, just do it. Be selective. Never allow yourself to be seen as “safe”. Care less than they do. Don’t indulge in wishful thinking unless you’re willing to make it happen; otherwise, if it’s not going to work, drop it gracefully and move on. Never let any sort of failure faze you, and if it does, don’t let it show. Listen. Learn. Be damned good in bed. Practice intermittent reinforcement; be neither consistently affectionate nor consistently insensitive. Develop a strong personal presence. Adapt to circumstances rapidly. When opportunity knocks, answer, dammit. And don’t forget to be amoral. ”
—Odd Quote: Be amoral. Have a clear knowledge of your goals. View any interaction as an… - Discordian Quotes
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“ Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. ”
—Gilbert K. Chesterton
(Source: brainyquote.com)
Yes, teenagers, yes! Waste your lives recreating a musical technique popular before your parent’s birth!
(Source: youtube.com)
“ In all the apartments in my building, people began to experience unusual phenomena: spontaneous, uncontrollable orgasms; visions of worlds folded into empty envelopes; astounding new ideas for leisure footwear. There were reports of bizarre dreams, all containing the word ‘obviously’. Wine glasses rang and then cracked, paintings reversed into negative, people saw God and thought he looked ‘kind of shifty’. ”
—Sublime Quote - Discordian Quotes
Cambodian Buddhist Temple, Stockton CA http://bit.ly/QzOOCB
Apartment Hunting http://bit.ly/LEdIzn
MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!
Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level. Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.
(via itakeda)
“ How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it? ”
—Discordian Quotes
Graves and Graveyards http://bit.ly/y2wmo0
